Welcome to I Almost Served
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2026 11:01 pm
One day I decided I was going to be a Navy SEAL. A tough guy, hard ass. I was a 19 year old pothead who played video games and chased pussy. But I wanted something more. I wanted to be part of something bigger than myself. It was time to do something about it. I called a Navy recruiter and he told me to come in tomorrow anytime before 17:00 to talk more about it.
I had my days and nights mixed up so I smoked half an ounce of weed and did a lot of shots so I could pass out at around midnight. I set the alarm for 10:00 because I need my 10 hours. Back then I was broke and I didn't have a car so I had to walk the two miles to the recruiters office. After I had made it about half a mile it started raining. I hate being wet so I said fuck it and went back home and played CoD.
I never did make it to the recruiters office but I Almost did. I Almost walked in there and signed a SEAL contract. I almost kicked ass at BUD/S. I was almost the best.
Did you Almost Serve? If so then this is the place for you to live your truth. Because here, what you Almost did matters.
I had my days and nights mixed up so I smoked half an ounce of weed and did a lot of shots so I could pass out at around midnight. I set the alarm for 10:00 because I need my 10 hours. Back then I was broke and I didn't have a car so I had to walk the two miles to the recruiters office. After I had made it about half a mile it started raining. I hate being wet so I said fuck it and went back home and played CoD.
I never did make it to the recruiters office but I Almost did. I Almost walked in there and signed a SEAL contract. I almost kicked ass at BUD/S. I was almost the best.
Did you Almost Serve? If so then this is the place for you to live your truth. Because here, what you Almost did matters.